Ok, how be with me e're as I be countin the days afor the fest? I also be seein a lot more pierate activities round the realm as of late. That be a good thin i'fn all share in the takins. Savey!!  Kepp yr sails ta the wind and yer belayin pins backin up yer cutless. Just be followin the link below, I says...

http://www.portpiratefestival.com/

I be waitin fer Pirate Fest in a month. Who else be going ta the one in Wisconsin. I be bringin me rum ta share. Much plunderin ta be ads I says. May  ave ta pick me out a good ship ta take back with me.

(This explains our plight)

Seems it be the time ta get sailin fer the new year of plunderin. At least sos I get me own share o the takins. But, by the looks o things, I finally sees why all us other pirates be getting way less these days. The picture be speakin a lot bout why, since this biggest pirate be grabbin all he can fer emself. Kinda ironic (damn, that be a big word), a pirate be pilferin from all O us tryin ta make an honest livin in this place. But, the picture I says, suites em well ana speaks fer itself. Just prepare ta be boarded by a new cap'n soon. I fare we all be no better. What say ya!!!

Respectfully

Captain Jonathan Hawks

I been in frozen docks fer a way to long I says. Me ates these winters.Lookin afor the meltin so's me an the crew cana start journyin ta new places this year. I be a postin when I can I says. Op every one has been well and avoidin the scurvy.

Keep ye wind in yer sails!!!

I be seein that thar be a pirate fest in Muskegon, Michigan this e're weekend. Mayhaps I be in attendance to it. Sounds a right mite fun. See many of ya thar.